Running Advice

"CB" (jrcb) 07/03/2015 at 09:43 • Filed to: Ghost ride the blip, Advice from Uncle CB

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If you want to run further than you usually do at a pace faster than normal, you need one of two things:

1) A hyper-competitive buddy (who you want to beat)

2) Someone you find attractive (in order to impress them)

Expect a full write-up about running and exercising sometime tomorrow night or Sunday, due to running a Spartan Race tomorrow. Here’s hoping I don’t die in the woods.

CalzoneGolem > CB 07/03/2015 at 09:49

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3) Something scary to chase you.

kanadanmajava1 > CB 07/03/2015 at 09:49

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If your “trainer buddy” would be a really angry and hungry tiger/lion/puma you probbaly sprint even faster.

thebigbossyboss > CB 07/03/2015 at 09:50

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I am going to a bachelor party tomorrow. While you’re being fit I will be drinking a lot. Are you at work on sunday I might be by.

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > CB 07/03/2015 at 09:50

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It’s hard to find someone who kept at my pace, but people somehow were impressed with a 3/4 full pace run.

Wobbles the Mind > kanadanmajava1 07/03/2015 at 09:54

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Steep learning curve, don’t you think?

CB > CalzoneGolem 07/03/2015 at 09:57

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She had this app that’s some sort of zombie ARG. At one point, she shouted “shit, run!” because the zombies were catching up to her in game.

CB > thebigbossyboss 07/03/2015 at 09:57

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Yup. I’ll be pretty dead, though.

CB > kanadanmajava1 07/03/2015 at 09:58

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The thing is, my running buddies won’t try to murder me when I need to stop for water.

thebigbossyboss > CB 07/03/2015 at 09:58

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I’ll be coming from a bachelor party. How do you think I’ll be doing? lol.

CB > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy 07/03/2015 at 09:58

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Give me three years of training and I might be able to keep up.

Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > CB 07/03/2015 at 09:59

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Good luck in the Spartan.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAROOOOOOOO!

CalzoneGolem > CB 07/03/2015 at 10:00

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Fucking casuals!

CB > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif 07/03/2015 at 10:00

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Thanks, bud.

Wobbles the Mind > CB 07/03/2015 at 10:01

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Good luck and have a great time!

CB > CalzoneGolem 07/03/2015 at 10:02

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Look man, I can’t do a 25. Not 25 kilometres, but 25-to-life.

What I’m saying is that I don’t want to go to jail.

CB > Wobbles the Mind 07/03/2015 at 10:03

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Thanks! I’ll have GoPro footage in order to share my suffering.

Wobbles the Mind > CB 07/03/2015 at 10:15

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Schadenfreude! My favorite, you’re too kind.

OPPOsaurus WRX > CB 07/03/2015 at 10:35

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#1 could work. #2 didn’t and I ended up bleeding and embarrassed. #3 eat right and practice hard

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > CB 07/03/2015 at 11:01

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Have fun.

CB > OPPOsaurus WRX 07/03/2015 at 11:06

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#3... well, I’ve got the practicing bit down.

CB > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 07/03/2015 at 11:07

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I’ll have nothing but fun.

kanadanmajava1 > Wobbles the Mind 07/03/2015 at 11:30

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Yes. The motivation is what keeps you trying.

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > CB 07/03/2015 at 13:32

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speaking of which.. I need to get back in the game. been too damn long since my last proper run.